" Austin itself? Everwhere you'll see mugs and t-shirts imploring you to 'keep Austin weird'. Like it's something that Austin could lose at any moment. Pah. Austin isn't just weird. It's fucking deranged.
Like the time I was standing in the street when a homeless guy came up and unapologetically goosed my producer. Then he walked off. Revealing that he was naked from waist down save for - and get this-- a red felt heart on a wire, which he had stuck up his bottom."
Made me smile.