369. You don't get to choose your own nickname.
368. Just raise your glass. There's no need to clink with everyone at the table.
May 7
367. You marry the girl, you marry her whole family.
338. Keep it short, lose the notes, and thank your dad.
331. Be subtle. She sees you.
327. Keep your guard up.
325. When excusing yourself from the table, you need not give a reason.
321. When it comes to opening presents, no one likes a good guesser.
368. Just raise your glass. There's no need to clink with everyone at the table.
May 7
367. You marry the girl, you marry her whole family.
338. Keep it short, lose the notes, and thank your dad.
331. Be subtle. She sees you.
327. Keep your guard up.
325. When excusing yourself from the table, you need not give a reason.
321. When it comes to opening presents, no one likes a good guesser.
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