MaybeYouShouldn'tBuyThat.com
A collection of the most expensive and most worthless items in the world.
A collection of the most expensive and most worthless items in the world.
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This is the Planet Eclipse Argyle Ego9 Marker, a $5001 paintball gun covered in over 11,000 Swarovski crystals. Why the extra $1? Because the previous most expensive gun, the Aurora Nexus Ego, was retailed at $5000. It simply wouldn’t be the manly sport of paintball if you couldn’t have two companies having a dick measuring contest over who can get more sparkly crystals on their gun.
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Often times, I’m left to wonder why my bed is grounded to the floor like a commoner. Thank the skies for heroes like Jan Jaap Ruijssenaars and his magnetic floating bed, priced at $1.54 million. Nothing will make your erectile dysfunction as a result of magnet poisoning quite as exciting as floating inches above the ground. Welcome to tomorrow!
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